Thursday, April 30, 2009

Random pictures

I think the majority of my pictures of Selah are of her sleeping. Maybe because that is the only time that things settle a bit and I can enjoy her...

Notice one sock is near her foot, and although it is hard to tell, the other is in the corner by her hand. (I cannot believe that she can sleep on top of her lumpy blankets!)

This time she kept the socks by her feet.

No clue where the socks are this time, she might be sleeping on them. But this time she was a bit cold and covered herself up.

Selah has this outfit (thanks to Jacie) that Bryan calls her "nurse" outfit. I admit, it does kind of look like something a nurse would wear....

Nurse Selah, preparing the anti-aging serum (aka baby saliva).
Nurse Selah, administering the anti-aging serum to her dad. As you can see this requires little effort and concentration, so she can watch the birds outside while administering.


Noah, building, wearing his swim trunks. It was a high of 48 that day. And I was vacuuming, which was apparently the "shark" so they stripped off their other clean clothes, threw then in the laundry so I could rewash the clean clothes, and dressed in shark-attack appropriate wear.

Jonah was embarrassed- and COLD. Hence the blanket.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Green beans

Are apparently better for your skin than your stomach. At least in Selah's world. (I admit I couldn't really get them smooth-any suggestions?)

Rainy days

Don't you just LOVE rainy days? Especially when more than one occur in a row? And you have boys who are going stir crazy because the haven't REALLY been outside in 6 months (stupid Michigan winters!)
First I hear quiet talking in their bedroom. Never good. They were supposed to be getting dressed and it's been at least 10 minutes since they dissappeared. So Selah and I investigate and find every pillow we have in a pile on their bedroom floor. They were preparing to jump off the top bunk. They as in the 7 year old and the 3 year old. And the pillows? Probably not close enough to the bed to land on, especially for the 3 year old. Lovely. I know some parents allow this, I am not one of them. I have a decent sized copay for ER and I also do not have a car. So all emergencies require either an ambulance (don't want to find out how much of that I have to pay) or a 30-40 minute wait for Bryan to get home, assuming he's not too busy (ha ha.)
Well, having been thwarted at their first attempt at fun for the day (as Japanese fighter pilots most likely) they have moved on to being... Well, I'm not totally sure. The Special Agent version of Rambo and his sidekick, maybe?
I figure the danger level for this is only about a 4 (see the Augusta stop on the big trip for the last blood-induced bed playing) so I suppose we will take the risk...

Friday, April 24, 2009

The Wilhelms on Househunters

So some of you may have seen the show "Househunters," which I assume still exists. Here is our version, bear with me, it's been a while since I have seen it.
The Wilhelms are a family of five looking for a 4-5 bedroom house with a full basement. It needs to be big enough for their family as it exists now, with room for them to grow.
Here is house #1
A stately, 5 bedroom, 2800 sq ft Colonial, in a upper-middle class neighborhood. Small, unfinished basement without egress windows and some leaking. Also, about an hour's drive for Bryan each way to work.
A smaller kitchen with UGLY brown counters and "lousy laminate" counters (that was for you, Keri! I can't remember what you called it, but something like that. For the record, much as I would love something more than laminate, NOT in the budget, so don't think I am a snob.)

Bryan's favorite feature, the second staircase in the kitchen. He and the boys practice the Nerf fights they will have after moving into this house.

A second floor laundry "room," that isn't a room, just in the hall at the top to the kitchen stairs. Would have to add a door to cut down on noise into the kitchen. But would still be nice to not have to lug laundry up and down!

SCARY guest bath. Tiny, oddly-shaped (under stairs) and HORRENDOUS wallpaper! Makes even non- claustrophobic people start to hyperventilate.

The boys bedroom. HUGE!!! (This is less than half). Unfortunately over the garage, so boys would wake daily at 5 a.m. when Bryan left for work.

Window over fireplace, perfect for a Jesus statue.

Main staircase, complete with "bridge" to allow kids better access for throwing things at each other undetected.

Garage. Sort of. Seems to be a wall where car should go. Would have to remove wall, which has been wired. (How to dispose of entire wall? Probably have to rent truck.)
House #2


BRAND NEW Colonial in a new subdivision. 2400 sq ft, 4 bedrooms, no other houses on street. Builder is selling as a short sale. Only about 5 minutes from current house, but in a city with abysmal schools and a very negative connotation. Every says they would not live there. Decent sized, unfinished basement, with large day lite windows.

Bridge open to living room.


Small kitchen, but has nice looking "lousy laminate" counters. Cherry finish cabinets- HUGE PLUS. Bathrooms not only have cherry finish, also have high counters. (Nice, but even harder for kids to use sink.)
House #3



Ugly, dog-hair filled house with only 3 bedrooms and EXTREMELY high utilities. However, a rental, so no chance of losing value. Plus already reside here, so no moving hassle and fees.

Large kitchen with great counters (that are never clean) and horrible cupboard space, but lots of light.

Never have figured out what's with the microwave frame. Seems to be hiding a huge crack in microwave face. (Huge crack would be less hideous.)

Large, fully finished messy basement for kids to play in.

SO... what will they choose?

Will it be house #1, at the top of their price range with the hour commute but 5th bedroom and second staircase?

House #2 that is BRAND NEW with no one else's germs or dirt that is in the unfinished subdivision in the city no one wants to live in? The price is definitely right!

Or will they chose to stay in house #3, and either continue hunting or consider job hunting in another state instead? One preferably without winter???

Would you like to know?

Turns out, we first tried to buy #1, but so did someone else, and their offer must have been better as it was accepted.

So then we tried to buy house #2, for a GREAT price. And the offer was accepted. But the VA said no, because it is an unfinished sub. (Way more complicated than that, but you don't really want the details do you?)

And then, we decided to stay put for the time being and Bryan started applying to other jobs in hopes of getting us away from winter. But things are never what they are planned to be.

The Saturday before Easter, we received a certified letter from our landlord. Curious, right? Turns out he was terminating our lease, and we have to be out by May 31st. Ha Ha HA.

(Our lease was for a year, and is up May 31st, we just had no idea he was going to terminate it.)

So we are now moving into a 800 sq ft, 2 bedroom condo. The 800 includes the basement. The kitchen, dining room, living room, bath and bedrooms is only about 400 sq ft. If you ever saw our place in TX, it is truly about that big with another bedroom squeezed in. But the lady will do a month to month lease, so we can figure out what we are going to do. Selah will sleep in the living room, and we hope not to kill each other, as it redefines small. I am not sure that a family of 5 illegal immigrants would live in such a small space. And we will have people living above us. (I do not like to have people above us in a hotel, much less our residence.) On the bright side, it is WAY less to clean, and we will live near Eric and Tammy. So not only can we hopefully see them more, Bryan and Eric can carpool some, and I just might be able to have the van during the week to have a bit of a life. (With my 3 kids. HA.) We do ask for your prayers, as we feel very lost trying to find our future, but we know God has a plan for us, so we are trying to listen carefully. (If you want to see pictures of the condo, send me an email as they are in a word document and therefor I cannot post them.)

We will keep you updated on our ever-changing and "exciting" life. Never boring, I assure you...

I keep forgetting!

I just wanted to let you guys know that Eric and Tammy have a blog which can be found here. And my friend Jamie has a blog which can be found here. There are sometimes pics/ stories of my kids, as well as many other funny pics and stories related to their own families. I will post them in the sidebar for future reference.

Easter

We had an action packed Easter weekend at our house. GG and Aunt Pat came up for the weekend. And for Easter, Eric and Tammy joined us, and so did Bryan's Aunt Dianne and Uncle Mickey along with 2 of their kids- Laura and Michael. Unfortunately I spent a lot of time feeding Selah (duh) and in the kitchen pretending to cook, so there aren't a WHOLE lot of pictures of everyone. But there are way too many for one post- SORRY! I didn't realized how many there were until it was too late!

Easter weekend should always start off with egg decorating!
Jonah the egg artist (sponsored by UPS for this competition.)

Noah was the director and Dad the directions follower.

The finished products- AFTER I cleaned up the mess.
Egg decorating was followed by the Stations of the Cross, which ALL three kids were well behaved for. Too bad I can't same the same for Easter Mass...

Jump ahead to Easter morning...
Noah, singing his praises for his Easter basket.
(He was totally stuck on what color the Easter Bunny was, so the Easter Bunny brought some replica ears.)

Hanging out with his loot.

Enjoying their 28 degree egg hunt.

Jonah the cow, eating his Easter grass.
(The new thing on the market is edible grass. Tastes like green apple. If you're Catholic, it tastes just like a green apple Host, kind of disturbing to me.)
On to Easter dinner.
Mr. Eric, sponsored by Lowe's, is helping with the rearranging of furniture to fit 13.

An UH-OH moment. The bread is stuck in the cavity in the oven.
(Why on Earth would the oven be larger on the inside?)
But don't worry!
Eric's got a plan!
Tammy: ERIC! You are RUINING the BREAD!
(Okay. maybe said plan didn't work- and Eric got burned in the process. But he did solve the day! After letting the bread finish baking, he suggested using a rubber spatula to carefully maneuver it out- and it worked! and then he cut the bread for us, and made it look like the Easter Bunny! Very cool, Eric! -Sorry I didn't get any pictures of that, both loaves of bread were eaten before the meal was over.)

Noah was helping set the table, and since he had EXTRA plates, he just gave everyone 2! So helpful!

What happens when the 3 year old is waiting on everyone else to eat dinner?
He gets himself a couple of cups of water and dumps them back and forth!

Selah and Aunt Dianne
DAD! Another new person!!!!
(She actually did great with everyone, seems to have gotten used to strangers after the "big trip")

Noah and HIS dessert table.
There was black bottom cupcakes, Tiramisu, a cheesecake variety, cinnamon chips and fruit salsa, strawberries and dip, Citrus cake, Baklava, and Molten lava cakes. OH! And of course, Easter candy. I don't think anyone left without the opportunity for a sugar high.

Mr. Eric was a bit cold, so he borrowed Selah's sweater.
He said it made him the perfect temperature!

Daddy trying to teach Selah not to hit her brothers even if they make her mad.

Selah hanging out with Daddy now that things have settled down a little.

Just Eating a car in my Easter Best.
Noah loving on GG.
We tried to get a nice picture of the 3 kids (only 3! Shouldn't be that hard.) Here are a few of the bloopers...
STOP TOUCHING MY HEAD AND GET OUT OF MY FACE!

PLEASE STOP!

Jonah: NOAH! Leave Selah alone! (AS IF he wasn't messing with her 5 seconds ago.


2 out of 3 isn't bad...

Of course.

Jonah doing shadow puppets on the wall behind him- when everyone else is smiling!

Say AHHHHH

This is Special Agent Noah, all is clear on the west side.

And finally, after 30 (!!!) shots, 3 kids looking, and almost looking happy.


Now let's make it just a little bit worse and try for 5 smiles...AFTER the first 30 shots. HA HA!
(this was as good as it got. And NO, Bryan didn't wear that to Mass, he wore a suit and changed before dinner- next year we will try for pictures a little earlier in the day.)

I had to add this one just because of how cute Selah looks. I should have cropped it... Oh well!

And a quick picture of the boys hanging out with GG.

And one of Selah and GG sharing a laugh.
Thanks for coming everyone! It was nice to have a crowd for the holidays again! They just aren't the same when it's just the 5 of us...