Squirt guns

After realizing Selah disappeared...
Me: Selah! Where are you?
(Hear door open, then close. Selah comes walking down the hallway...)
S: Hi, Mom.
Me: Hi, Mom? What were you doing in the bathroom?
S: Oh, I was just pretending to wash the walls with a squirt gun. But if you don't want me to do that, I won't do that again.
Me: I definitely don't want you to do that again, so I'd appreciate that.
S: Okay, Mom. It's just that I REALLY like to play with squirt guns.
Me: And you can. OUTSIDE.

~Sarah